Paul asked me over the other day to do some research for this fakin book of ours. Before I got there he demanded that I pull one of his front teeth out with a pair of pliers as it was giving him some proper gip. Naturally I refused. Then I had ten bottles of Budweiser and one hour in Paul's company and suddenly it seemed like the best idea in the world. Problem is though, as Paul is a bit of drinker, to put it mildly, his teeth are like chalk. So now, after trying to pull out his tooth, only half of it is left and a lot of nerve. Paul's not happy about this, but I kind of think that he brought it upon himself.
Si, Paul, Winston & Jim formed 'thepress' in December 2005. The first press book, 'The FC Nantes Experiment', by Simon, is available now through Back Page sports bookshop and the usual guff such as Waterstones and Play.com.
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You spelt height wrong. Muppet.
Paul asked me over the other day to do some research for this fakin book of ours. Before I got there he demanded that I pull one of his front teeth out with a pair of pliers as it was giving him some proper gip. Naturally I refused. Then I had ten bottles of Budweiser and one hour in Paul's company and suddenly it seemed like the best idea in the world. Problem is though, as Paul is a bit of drinker, to put it mildly, his teeth are like chalk. So now, after trying to pull out his tooth, only half of it is left and a lot of nerve. Paul's not happy about this, but I kind of think that he brought it upon himself.
Paul's probably got grounds for a clinical negligence claim against you. Where there's blame, their's a claim!
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