Amsterdam

Went to Amsterdam with a girl called Laura!
We got on ok I guess!
My drinking was fucking me up then!
It's always fucking me up!
I don't mind that, if I ain't carrying no one! Or they ain't carrying me! She was!
Anyway We looked around and I got pissed and Laura screwed herself with a dildo!
We came home and it was all gone as usual!
I wasn't surprised!
I liked Amsterdam and I liked Laura!