Tuesday, December 09, 2008

All duh pusts ah, mean me back tu, oohh wee, Memphis dis hut tudah

Piss stink gasoline dung blah. It's muh, Memphis Mike, everyuns favurut suthern buhhh. Jus ass sluppin huppy du see da pruss in duh full swung agun, jus lukes da res uf yus.
Fuckern ayy, brudahs, sweeaaaeeeett. Saw sum shut whuch wuld prubublah indarust yus peeps yuh knuw? Sum muddah fuddah trud du swup mah side urm frumma muh jus yusturduh. Su muh ussk da muddah fuddah, 'whus dus yus tunk yu is?' tuns ut he da pulice, muddah fuddah. Trued tu explun du hum dut mu furin shuts unto duh nught wus do shuw ruspikt ti du Reg Varnuy who is da shut, ya knuw?
Well da pulicemun turn uht to buh Blakey. Su uh, pul uht uh pruvisliy whull kunceeeellleedd chunsaw und sluced da muddahh fuddahh un du. 'uuuhhhhh, ull gut yus buhdlah'!
hu hu hu. muddha fudder.

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