Friday, September 29, 2006

FUCK ALL THAT the movie

Plans for the backing of a TFATP movie have sadly been shelved this week! The original idea was to scrape the cash together to send Paul and Jim Macmarran on a script finding mission in London during the summer months,in the hope of unearthing some truly original writers for the project!
They received the cash in mid July and occasionally phoned into the HQ in sunny Penge with some very positive news!This, however, turned out to be the bollocks you'd expect from two complete bastards, who'd nick their grannies teeth if it would get 'em a free drink!
Surprisingly, they did turn up on Friday claiming to have found a writer with two ideas for screen plays! The first turned out out to be a comic book story of a man who spends his life dreaming of being a super hero, only to be bitten by a radio active dosser!
The second, a story of a vigilante cop with irritable bowel syndrome was also put forward!
Paul and Jim swear they paid the mystery man good money for this nonsense and we have failed to prove otherwise The Fuck all That Press Wish to make it clear that they accept no responsibility whatsoever for the screenplays for Super Tramp or Dirty 'Arriss and have decided to put ideas for a film aside for the foreseeable future!

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