After months of searching for a decent new publication we can now relax because the earth is about to move. There are many literary giants that have shook the earth before from Shakespeare to Dickens, Hardy to James. Then the modern classics of Heller, Vonnegut, Mailer, HST, Wolf and Rance picked up the baton and ran with artistic, life affirming fury through the bookshelves of our Foyles, Waterstones etc (apart from Rance).
But now, hold you hard boy becasue that genius of slow, drippy cunting pop tunes has decided to become a scribe.
GARY FUCKIN' BARLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Oh yes, Gary, tell me about your life. You've already fucked it up by bringing together a bunch of two bob cunts called Take It Up The Shitter and pissing through our ear drums for a decade. You cunt. You fucking cunt. You fucking shithead cunt. What a cunt. Cunt....
Cunt...
Cunt..
Cunt.
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Wot a fuckin' rotter!
TA RA THEN AND CATCH YOU NEXT TIME YOU SCRUBBERS
DIRTY SKIRT...AND THE LIKE!
2 comments:
Actually, I think you will find that some of his earlier works were quite literary in their focus.. I mean, everything changes but you....Makes Shelley and Donne look like a fucking hairdressers salon.
Woken up have we?
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