Tuesday, December 09, 2008

I Drank the Thames Dry

Evening all. As we have written fuck all for over a year for The Damned book, we've thought of something new. Wahey!!
Please forward this site address to all your buddies. We are after drinking in London stories. The more lurid the better. All posts will be kept and the best ones will be published in a fuckallthatpress publication in the future.
So dig deep in those memory banks, do you remember slapping someone around the chops, sticking a kebab up your arse, pissing through a vicar's letterbox, throwing up on a bird you were trying to chirps, rubbing chilli sauce into your jap's eye for a bet?
Come on, you know you want to... Or have...
All you have to do is write out your tale and post it in the comments section for this post with the place and time it happened. We request you change the names of all concerned though so as not to offend your nearest and dearest. We don't like to offend here.
Fuck off you two bob muggy cunts!

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